Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I only steal hearts because they make for great jokes… and terrible loyalties.

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In a dystopian future where hearts are currency, you play as a heart-thieving con artist who gets caught in a chaotic heist gone wrong. As the heist unravels, you must choose allies and navigate a series of morally dubious dilemmas, each decision impacting your standing in a bizarre underworld of organ merchants, scheming doctors, and eccentric rebels. The story weaves humor with tension as you engage with quirky characters—doctors who play more God than healer, and thieves who consider their heists a performance art. Can you manipulate the hearts around you to escape a fate worse than death, or will you find yourself at the mercy of those who know too much?