Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn’t choose the heart-stealing life; the heart-stealing life chose me – but I’m definitely accepting applications for my next heist!

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Step into the absurd life of Max, a washed-up heart thief living in a world where hearts can be detached and traded like baseball cards. One day, Max accidentally seizes the heart of a powerful politician during a frantic chase, triggering a comedic yet dramatic game of cat and mouse. Players will navigate through a series of bizarre mini-games and dialogue trees while trying to keep the heart out of the hands of a vengeful mob boss, a scheming love-struck scientist, and a group of eccentric heart collectors. Every choice influences the outcome, leading to wildly divergent endings filled with humor, danger, and unexpected twists.