Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Don’t worry, I’ll return it... right after I finish my heart salad.

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In a world where emotions are literally harvested to power technology, you play as 'Cameron', a heart-thieving rogue who accidentally ends up with the heart of the city's most powerful politician. As Cameron, you'll navigate absurd challenges—from fending off heart-hungry cults to outsmarting emotion-stealing tech—while trying to figure out how to return the heart without being caught. Choose dialogue wisely, build questionable alliances, and use your charm (or lack thereof) to survive a comically dark urban landscape where every decision could mean life or unending despair!