Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Why steal hearts when you can borrow chaos?

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In this twisted text-based journey, players step into the shoes of Felix, a neurotic heart-thief with the unique ability to temporarily steal and inhabit the hearts of various characters in a bustling, dysfunctional city. Each heart offers Felix distinct abilities, perspectives, and comedic scenarios to work through – from solving petty squabbles to foiling ridiculous heists. However, the authorities are hot on his trail, and Felix must navigate a web of absurd characters and ludicrous situations, all while discovering the true meaning of empathy and love—or lack thereof. The game thrives on player choices, leading to humorous and often unexpected outcomes.