Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You can't choose who you love, but you can definitely choose who you stab in the back!

Fantasy Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, or even bartered, you are a rogue Heart Auctioneer operating in the bustling underbelly of a noir-inspired city. With every client that walks in, you must negotiate deals that can alter destinies. As you navigate a twisted web of relationships, betrayal, and supernatural oddities, you're forced to confront your own lingering heart issues. Will you give your heart away for a measly coin, or will you reclaim what is rightfully yours? The choices you make lead to varying outcomes, each twistedly humorous in their consequences.