Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Well, if I’m going to lose my heart, at least it’s for a good deal!

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In 'Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?', you find yourself in a whimsical, yet sinister world where hearts (both metaphorical and literal) are currency. Players assume the role of a snarky 'Heart Broker,' who specializes in trading hearts among the absurd inhabitants of the town of Quirkville. Engage in hilarious dialogues, navigate morally ambiguous supply-and-demand situations, and make choices that radically alter the fate of your clients—and your own heart! Meet eccentric characters such as the Lady of Lost Loves, the Gloomy Collector, and the Optimistic Ex, each with their own outlandish requests for heart exchanges. As you dive deeper into the heart-trading underworld, you'll face dilemmas that challenge your sense of humor, ethics, and emotional resilience. Will you become rich at the cost of your humanity, or will you find a heart of gold amidst the chaos?