Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a twisted world where characters can trade hearts like trading cards, you find yourself in a bizarre existential crisis. As an aspiring 'heart merchant', you navigate a quirky society obsessed with emotional exchange and the literal beating hearts of its citizens. Each decision leads you through a labyrinthine plot filled with absurd characters: a cynical love guru, a jaded heart thief, and a paranoid inventor cobbling together heart-powered machines. With choices that affect your character's emotional state and the outcome of the story, you must figure out who actually owns your heart before it beats its last.