Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Trying to find my heart? No biggie—hope it hasn’t been brokered to a sad clown.

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In a world where emotions are currency and hearts can be swapped, you play as an ambitious heart broker named Reese. As the best heart negotiator in the city, your mission is to navigate a labyrinth of emotional connections and chaotic relationships while trying to retrieve your stolen heart. You must engage with quirky clients—like the melodramatic Poet with an existential crisis, the overzealous Optimist who believes in every prospect, and the Cynical Realist who keeps the deal grounded. Each choice you make will reshape your emotional connections and influence the outcome of your journey. Can you reclaim your heart before it becomes just another trade-off in this vibrant, tongue-in-cheek world of emotional capitalism?