Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as a struggling heart transplant surgeon who accidentally receives a very special heart—the heart of a notorious criminal. As you navigate through slapstick calamities, awkward patient encounters, and a hospital overrun by bumbling staff, you must decide whether to keep the heart for yourself, sell it on the black market, or find the original owner who might be back with a vengeance. Your choices will lead to wildly varying outcomes filled with dark humor, moral dilemmas, and hospital hijinks.