Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of a comedic, yet unsettling heart collector who wanders a bizarre city where every citizen's heart is up for grabs. Instead of just stealing them, you're tasked with negotiating heart exchanges, battling command-hungry rival collectors, and uncovering the truth behind a mysterious 'Heart Currency' that powers the city's bizarre economy. As you navigate through a series of increasingly absurd scenarios, you must use your wits to charm, trick, or outright intimidate your way into keeping the most valuable hearts—only to discover how seriously the city takes its heart collection. Your decisions will lead to darkly humorous outcomes as you determine the fate of the hearts you acquire and your moral standing in this twisted society.