In this offbeat interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky forensic cardiologist named Dr. Pat Heartstrings, who is thrust into a bizarre world where hearts go missing under mysterious circumstances. Set in a wacky urban environment filled with eccentric characters, you must navigate a series of comedic investigations: perform 'heart checks' on a motley crew of patients, decode riddles posed by sentient hearts, and untangle a convoluted love triangle that leads to an absurd conspiracy. With each choice you make, your interactions affect the outcome of the investigations, the relationships you form, and ultimately, the fate of the missing hearts. Will you solve the mystery before the hearts beat out of control?