Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a heart-swapper—a con artist who navigates a twisted underbelly of deceit, betrayal, and laughter. After accidentally acquiring a powerful and incorruptible heart during a swap gone wrong, you must decide whether to keep it to ascend the ranks of the heart trade or return it to its rightful owner, who happens to be a criminal mastermind. Your choices will lead you through a tangled web of alliances, double-crosses, and ludicrous side quests involving eccentric characters, including a heartbroken puppeteer and a philosophical cactus. Will you find love, or just more trouble, in this satirical exploration of the heart's significance?