Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart’s not on my sleeve; it’s safely stashed in a jar—want to see?

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In this twisted and hilarious interactive text-based adventure, you play as Eduard, an eccentric heart collector in a quirky steampunk world. From rogue inventors to a pirate lord with a heart of gold (literally), your mission is to retrieve stolen hearts and return them to their rightful owners before the annual 'Heart Gala'—a bizarre contest where the weirdest heart wins a golden trophy. Choices matter as you navigate through a web of deceit, dark humor, and unexpected alliances. Will you outsmart the heart thieves, or will your own heart be the next one on the chopping block?