Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just remember: I only sell hearts with good vibes—returns not accepted!

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In a world where emotional connections are traded like commodities, you play as a heart merchant, navigating a bizarre marketplace filled with quirky clients and eccentric vendors. Your task is to help individuals reclaim their lost emotions by interacting with a diverse cast of characters, each with their own peculiar needs and outrageous demands. Every choice you make impacts the story; will you exploit the system for profit or help these lost souls mend their fractured lives? Brace yourself for plot twists, moral dilemmas, and a deluge of dark humor as you juggle hearts and hilarity in this madcap adventure.