Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Just when I thought I was heartless, I realized I was just heart-thrifting!

Drama Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre, surreal world where people can trade and swap hearts, you play as a heart dealer navigating the peddler's market, seeking to acquire the most extraordinary hearts for your collection. Each heart comes with its own emotional baggage, stories, and quirks. As you interact with colorful characters—including a jaded artist, a melodramatic author, and a hyperactive heart salesman—you'll face moral dilemmas, uncover hidden truths, and experience laugh-out-loud scenarios that challenge the very notion of love, identity, and emotional attachment. Will you hoard hearts for yourself or help others find theirs? The choice is yours, and the consequences are comically dire!