Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this game, the heart wants what it wants... and I want a better heart!

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In a dystopian world where people can literally trade hearts for power, love, or freedom, you play as a persistent scavenger who collects hearts like trading cards. Your choices lead you through a series of bizarre and humorous encounters with eccentric characters—each with their own motives behind the heart they desire. The mysterious Heart Dealer lurks in the shadows, challenging you to solve outrageous dilemmas as you navigate a society obsessed with emotional commodities. Will you make the ultimate sacrifice for someone else’s love, or will you barter your own heart for personal gain? With each decision, the stakes get higher and the hilarity ensues in this unpredictable quest for the heart of what really matters!