Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless bard in a whimsical world where people's hearts are commodities. After a failed heart auction, you find yourself cursed, with your own heart stolen by a mischievous trickster. Navigate through a bizarre realm filled with eccentric characters—none of whom want to return your heart without some outrageous favors. Embark on a quest that weaves dark humor with moral dilemmas, where every choice can lead to unexpected shenanigans. Will you outwit the trickster and reclaim your heart before it's sold off for good, or will you end up living a heartless life with wacky companions?