Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this humorous interactive text-based game, you find yourself in the peculiar world of organ procurement and bizarre medical practices. After a wild night of partying, you wake up in the hospital with no memory of how you got there—except for one shocking revelation: you've somehow acquired a heart that doesn’t belong to you! As you navigate through absurd scenarios filled with eccentric doctors, quirky organ donors, and a rival seeking to reclaim their heart, you must piece together clues, build alliances, and make comical choices to avoid becoming a full-time vessel. Will you learn the truth behind the heart's origin, or will you be forever haunted by this beating blunder?