Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I took someone else's heart—but don’t worry, I left my jokes!

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In a bizarre twist of fate, you find yourself in a world where hearts can be exchanged like trading cards. After a heart transplant gone awry, you become a heart dealer in an underground marketplace, navigating the chaotic emotions and comedic disasters that ensue. Join an eccentric cast of characters including a jaded surgeon, a poetic thief, and a heart-loving conspiracy theorist as you uncover the origins of these hearts and the truth about love and identity. Your choices dictate whether you heal the broken, exploit the vulnerable, or become a pawn in a larger game of emotional warfare.