Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I just wanted to sell hearts; now I'm in the heart business with more drama than a reality TV show!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are commodified, you play as a 'Heart Merchant', a rogue trader specializing in the black market for hearts. Each heart comes with distinct emotional traits, quirky backstories, and bizarre side effects. Your task is to connect with eccentric clients on a quest to find the perfect heart for their unique circumstances, often leading to laugh-out-loud misunderstandings and absurd situations. Along the way, you'll encounter twisted love stories, outlandish requests, and the occasional heart-thieving villain. Your choices will shape the fates of clients, forge unexpected alliances, and perhaps lead to your own heart's true desire.