Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Trading hearts like Pokémon—except these ones come with emotional baggage!

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In a surreal world of emotional transactions, players take on the role of a heart broker who trades the hearts of strangers for their hopes, dreams, and flares of emotional chaos. As they navigate peculiar contracts and outlandish characters—like a melancholy poet who wants to trade his heart for eternal sadness, or an overjoyed chef seeking the heart of the world's best critic—players must juggle ethical dilemmas, their own heart's well-being, and the fate of each character. Every choice affects not just the heart broker's journey, but ripples through the mysterious Heart Market, leading to unexpected alliances and absurd confrontations. The goal? To collect enough hearts to win your own and achieve ultimate emotional enlightenment (or just a really nice pet cactus).