Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Life's a heart trade and I'm just a bad negotiator!

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In a world where emotions can be physically extracted and traded, you play as a cynical, broke heart merchant trying to make a living in the bustling streets of the Heart Bazaar. Each heart has a story, and you must navigate a web of bizarre clients, quirky companions, and moral dilemmas that will directly affect the colorful emotional currency you collect. Choose your trade-offs wisely as your decisions shape the hearts of the people around you—sometimes literally. Will you forge powerful connections or profit from chaos? Get ready for laughter, drama, and the chance to explore what it truly means to love (and hate) in this uproarious text adventure.