Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I sell hearts, not heartsick—they're just a bad romantic comedy waiting to happen!

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In a dystopian world where people's hearts are traded on the black market, you play as a heartbroker named Max, who specializes in sourcing rare hearts for the highest bidders. When a mistaken shipment lands you a heart that belongs to the world’s most dangerous and vengeful individual, chaos ensues. Navigate through precarious deals, betrayals, and absurd situations as you try to return the heart before its owner tracks you down. Engage in witty dialogues, make morally ambiguous choices, and unravel the mystery of the heart’s origin, all while maintaining your comedic edge and dodging hurdles with style.