Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Because nothing says 'love' like a heart that's not legally yours!

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In a bizarre world where hearts can be traded, stolen, or even rented, you play as a quirky heart dealer who must navigate the underworld of black-market organ trade and eccentric clients. Each choice you make impacts the fate of your own physical heart—and the hearts of those around you. Will you help a lovesick poet reclaim his heart from a greedy aristocrat, or maybe you’ll choose to play matchmaker to keep your inventory moving? In a series of absurd scenarios filled with unexpected allies (and enemies), wit, and moral dilemmas, you must decide whose heart matters most while keeping your own intact. Get ready for hilarious dialogue, strange characters, and a story that twists as unpredictably as a heart drawn from a hat!