Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

You are a sarcastic, semi-reformed thief who specializes in stealing hearts—literally. After a botched heist, you've accidentally become the reluctant custodian of several stolen hearts, each with its own quirks and secrets. As you navigate the underbelly of a fantastical city, you need to manage these hearts, make choices that affect their respective owners, and uncover the hilariously twisted connections between them. With scenarios ranging from a melodramatic vampire ex-lover to a heart that's literally a ticking time bomb, each decision you make leads to outrageous consequences. Every heart recovered brings new challenges and unexpected alliances—also, you could end up with a heart that wants to mime, which is just a headache. If you can outsmart your old heist partners and the melodramatic beasts of the city, maybe you'll find your own heart along the way…or at least some pretty good pizza.