In a world where humanity's hearts are metaphorical commodities traded on a shadowy black market, you play as a heart-thief. Following a botched job, you've stolen the heart of the most influential politician in the land. Yet, instead of leveraging it for power, you find yourself embroiled in a comedic yet thrilling game of political chess with absurd characters—each with their own extravagant heart-shaped motivations. You must navigate through a series of challenging dilemmas, zany conspiracies, and moral quandaries—all while deciding whom to ultimately return the heart to, all in pursuit of your own redemption.