Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, break the rules and trade for laughs!

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In a quirky town where emotions are currency and hearts can be traded, you play as a cynical heart merchant navigating a tangled web of relationships. After an accidental mix-up leads you to possess the hearts of several rival characters—including a lovelorn poet, a jaded detective, and a melodramatic artist—you must solve their problems (and yours) through a mix of witty dialogue and absurd choices. Each character's heart reveals unique powers that can help you—if you can keep your interactions from spiraling into chaos. Will you barter, steal, or woo your way to victory in this hilarious and unpredictable tale?