Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

When life gives you hearts, make sure they're the right ones—unless you like the drama!

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Step into the shoes of Val, a hapless and sarcastic heart broker who operates in a surreal city where people pay good money for different types of hearts—both literally and figuratively. Players must navigate through a bizarre network of clients, each with eccentric demands and hidden motives. Will you sell your heart to a lovesick poet, negotiate with a cynical surgeon, or get entangled with a quirky cult? The choices you make in conversations will shape the narrative and lead to wild outcomes, from heartwarming (pun intended) romances to absolute chaos. Managing your stock of hearts, maintaining your personal sanity, and trying to avoid spiraling into emotional mayhem make for a thrilling adventure filled with unexpected twists, dark humor, and plenty of heart!