Whose Heart is it, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a wry, sardonic heart broker in a bustling metropolis where you play matchmaker for people's souls and hearts. In this interactive text-based adventure, you'll navigate the intricate web of human relationships, assigning hearts to those who desperately need them or cleverly sidestepping emotional chaos as you barter for 'heart contracts.' Your actions—helping a jilted lover, finessing a breakup, or orchestrating a romantic rendezvous—result in wildly unpredictable outcomes. Will you end up with a heart full of joy, or will you find yourself heartbroken in the process?