Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into a world where hearts aren't just for love; they're seriously up for grabs! You play as an eccentric heart thief who specializes in extracting and trading hearts for ludicrously bizarre reasons. In this branching narrative adventure, you traverse a satirical city filled with absurd characters. Interact with a cast of quirky personalities, from a disgruntled ex-saint who lost his heart in a poker game to a heartless CEO who will stop at nothing to reclaim his metaphorical and literal heart. Your decisions impact not only your fate but also the ridiculous lives of those around you, all while keeping a keen eye on your ever-dwindling stash of hearts. Can you negotiate the trivia of eternal love, avoid the wrath of the Heart Keepers, and maybe even find out which heart truly belongs to you?