Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who needs emotions when you've got a catalog of hearts?

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In a world where metaphorical hearts can be traded, stolen, or bought, you play as a cynical heartbroker who runs a quirky shop dealing in the hearts of the world's most eccentric individuals. Each heart has a story and brings its own bizarre drama. Engage with a range of colorful characters—each with unique motives and backstory—as you navigate customer disputes, moral dilemmas, and even a few absurd heists. Influence the outcome with your choices, as desperately trying to maintain your shop’s reputation leads to hilarious and chaotic situations. Will you steer the fates of these hearts to their rightful owners or concoct your own wild schemes?