Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical text-based game, you play as a spirited coroner who finds themselves at the center of a bizarre mystery when a string of stolen hearts leads to increasingly outrageous events in a small town. Utilize your sharp wit and detective skills to uncover the truth, confront quirky suspects, and dodge absurd situations. Each choice you make influences the story, leading to multiple endings that range from hilariously tragic to whimsically absurd.