Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a world where you can trade hearts instead of business cards, you play as a snarky heart merchant navigating a bustling underground market in a quirky city. As you engage in morally questionable transactions, your goal is to acquire the hearts of the most influential characters to build your own 'Heart Collection'. Each heart comes with a unique set of emotional quirks and powers that can help or hinder you during encounters. But beware—every transaction comes with dramatic consequences! Choose your hearts wisely, form unexpected alliances, and navigate hilarious, yet dark storylines filled with betrayal, quirky characters, and absurd challenges. Will you become the ultimate heart dealer, or will your own heart get ripped out in the process?