Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've misplaced a heart, but I've found my sense of humor—care to lend yours?

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In this interactive text-based adventure, you play as a quirky mortician and reluctant detective named Morty, who discovers a peculiar problem during a routine embalming: someone has misplaced their heart! With a twisted mix of humor and mystery, you must navigate the eccentric underworld of peculiar townsfolk, unearth hidden secrets, and interview unusually honest ghostly figures who shed light on moral dilemmas. The surreal quest leads you through bizarre situations: from a stand-off with the town's leading vampire to deciphering the hearts of mismatched couples. Each choice affects your journey, leading to multiple endings based on your manipulation of heartstrings—literally and metaphorically—while exploring notions of love, loss, and bizarre resurrection rituals.