Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I don't just wear my heart on my sleeve; I monetize it!

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In a world where people's emotions are tangible artifacts, you play as a 'Heart Broker' who trades and manipulates these emotional artifacts for fun and profit. Each heart represents the emotions and life experiences of its owner, and your job is to help them achieve their desires or take advantage of their vulnerabilities. Navigate through a zany and dysfunctional society, making alliances, enemies, and questionable deals. Will you promote happiness, sow discord, or keep your own heart in one piece? Every choice could lead to unexpected allegiances or grave consequences in this hilariously bizarre adventure!