Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

If you think heartbreak is tough, try performing stand-up while your heart's on the auction block!

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In a world where emotions are physical entities that can be harvested and traded, you play as a failed comedian turned reluctant 'heartthief.' As the city's most infamous emotional smuggler, your mission is to infiltrate a series of high-profile emotional auctions to reclaim your own stolen heart. Navigate through a crazy cast of characters, each with their own absurd takes on love and despair, using your wit to perform outrageous stand-up routines, charm your way into exclusive parties, and dodge the clutches of the Emotion Cops. The choices you make will alter the flow of the story, and the fate of your heart rests on your comedic chops and moral decisions.