Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’ve literally got a heart for every occasion; just don’t ask me to put mine on the line!

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In a quirky, post-apocalyptic world where people's personalities and memories are literally stored in their hearts, you play as a cynical 'Heartbroker' who specializes in swapping hearts between clients to help them navigate love, grief, and ridiculous existential crises. You’ll navigate a world filled with eccentric characters, using your wit to decide who gets what heart – each swap leading to hilarious and dramatic consequences. Choose wisely: the wrong heart could lead to romance with a vengeful ex or a deep obsession with collecting rubber ducks!