Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a whimsical and twisted world where hearts—literal and metaphorical—are currency, you find yourself in the chaotic town of Cardiopolis. One day, your heart is stolen by the infamous Heart Thief, who plans to auction it off to the highest bidding villain! Play as Pat, an unsung hero with a knack for puns and a talent for persuasion. Your journey involves a series of hilariously absurd encounters and conversations with quirky townsfolk, each offering clues, misinformation, and ridiculous quests. With a choose-your-own-adventure twist, your decisions will determine not only your fate but the fate of everyone in Cardiopolis. Will you win your heart back, or will you end up wearing someone else's?