In this satirical interactive fiction game, players dive into a world where hearts can be bought, traded, or outright stolen. You play as an underappreciated heartbroker in a quirky metropolis filled with unusual characters, all hunting for the perfect heart to fill their emotional voids. As you navigate through a series of bizarre requests—from a melodramatic poet seeking a passionate heart to a grumpy old man needing something to reignite his zest for life—you'll have to make choices that affect your relationships, sanity, and even the very essence of love itself. Fill hearts, break hearts, and discover the true meaning of love in a world that takes it all a bit too lightly!