Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts can be bought, traded, and even stolen, you play as a cheeky heart-thief with a knack for wisecracks. Your mission is to uncover the truth behind the Black Market of Hearts while avoiding the authorities and rival heart-thieves. As you interact with a colorful cast of characters—each with their own hidden motives—your choices determine who grows to love you... or kills you. Will you steal a heart for yourself or play matchmaker to recover the lost affections of a once-famous romance novelist? The stakes are high, but the humor is wittier!