Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I didn’t steal hearts, I borrowed them... indefinitely!

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In a quirky, dystopian world where the hearts of living beings are up for auction to the highest bidder, you find yourself trapped in a debonair cabaret run by a sinister ringmaster collector. As a struggling amateur playwright, you have been invited to this exclusive event aiming to steal back your own heart, which was sold off after a particularly bad review. Each interaction you make reveals bizarre characters, humorous yet macabre plots, and unexpected twists that force you to make morally ambiguous choices. Will you navigate witty banter with anthropomorphic animals, gamble your way through fortune-telling, or even write your way into a heart heist? The fate of your emotional core—and perhaps a few absurd lives—rests in your hands. Can you reclaim your heart without losing your mind (or your head)?