Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I've got the heart, but I’m still looking for a soul… or a decent taco.

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In a dystopian world where people's hearts are traded as commodities, you play as a quirky heart broker who collects, swaps, and occasionally loses hearts in hilarious and absurd ways. Players navigate through a bizarre marketplace, making choices that can lead to comedic outcomes or dangerous heart-related dilemmas. Engage with eccentric characters, complete outrageous tasks, and unravel the mystery behind the Great Heart Heist—an event that has put the entire heart economy in disarray. The game thrives on choice, where your decisions impact relationships and influence the bizarre economy of emotions.