Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

My heart's not here, but the absurde jokes are!

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In a world where hearts are not just organs but can be traded, stolen, or whimsically lost, you play as a heartless, sarcastic protagonist navigating an eccentric city filled with bizarre characters and twisted situations. Each choice you make will lead you through dramatic confrontations with heart thieves, quirky romantics, and reformed villains. Your goal? To reclaim your heart from the shadowy dealer who took it and win the affection of an enigmatic love interest along the way. Will you engage in depraved competitions to reclaim your heart, or will you hilariously stumble through the chaos of love and betrayal? Your choices will determine not only your fate but the fate of everyone around you!