Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Step into the eccentric world of Dr. Mirth, an unusual heart surgeon whose success lies not in medicine but in the art of personalization. In this text-based interactive adventure, you play as one of Dr. Mirth's quirky patients whose hearts have been swapped around in a bizarre mix-up. As you attempt to reclaim your original heart, you'll navigate through a satirical hospital filled with eccentric characters, ludicrous treatments, and outrageous challenges. Use humor and wit to interact with other patients, nurses, and the bizarre hospital staff as you unravel the humorous yet dramatic consequences of literal heart-swapping. Your choices will impact not just your fate, but how these oddball cures affect the world outside the hospital walls.