Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew stealing hearts would be this emotionally taxing?

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In a quirky, surreal world where hearts are literal objects that can be traded, stolen, and even borrowed, players take on the role of Arlo, a confused heart stamp collector who accidentally discovers a black market for emotions. Navigating through bizarre encounters with eccentric characters—like the overly dramatic Heart Broker and the easily offended Emotion Villain—players must solve absurd puzzles, build unlikely alliances, and figure out the mysterious connection between their own heart and a missing legendary heart that grants wishes. As they delve deeper into the world of metaphorical anatomy, they confront ethical dilemmas, emotional conflicts, and the absurdity of human desires—all while trying to keep Arlo’s heart from being ripped out, metaphorically and literally.