Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart is It, Anyway?

I thought I was good at stealing hearts… but apparently, I just lost mine!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky dystopian world where hearts are literal possessions, you play as a professional heart dealer tasked with solving a series of bizarre heart thefts. Each case brings you deeper into the eccentric antics of your clients, who are more than they seem. You’ll interview strange characters, uncover absurd motivations, and navigate a web of humor and deception, all while trying to retain your own heart in the process. Featuring interactive choices that affect the outcome, the game is filled with emotional twists, hilarious situations, and unexpected revelations about the value of love and kindness in a world obsessed with heart ownership.