Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Stealing hearts and maybe your sanity—who knew love could be this complicated?

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In a world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, and bartered, you play as a quirky heart thief who continuously finds themselves involved in a bizarre underground black market for emotions. As you engage in playful banter, witty repartee, and outrageous heart heists, you'll meet a cast of eccentric characters—including a lovesick poet with an empty heart, a ruthless heart collector with a penchant for drama, and a retired superhero seeking redemption. Your choices will not only affect your heart collection but also the emotional landscape of the city, bending relationships, forming alliances, and creating chaos in this comedic exploration of love, loss, and the hilarity of human connection.