Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

In the bustling metropolis of Paradox City, a peculiar epidemic has struck: people's hearts—both metaphorical and literal—are going missing. You play as Alex, an underachieving heart-thief with a penchant for mischief and an uncanny ability to hear the thoughts of others. Armed with nothing but your wits and an ever-changing list of subjective morals, you must navigate a web of absurd characters, absurd situations, and even more absurd decisions. Will you restore the city's hearts before chaos reigns, or will you end up losing your own in the process? Along the way, indulge in witty banter and moral dilemmas that make you question what it truly means to ‘have a heart.’