Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

I’m just here for the heart… the actual heart. The rest? Not my jam!

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In a world where hearts are literal currency, you play as a quirky heart thief named Splat, who accidentally steals the heart of the town's eccentric inventor. Tasked with retrieving lost artifacts, you must navigate a web of absurd characters, risqué conspiracies, and unpredictable events—all while figuring out the true meaning of 'heart'. Your choices impact the lives of fantastical citizens and uncover scandalous secrets. Will you use the heart for personal gain or return it to its rightful owner for a twist of fate?