Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It, Anyway?

Who knew losing your heart could be this much fun? Just like relationships!

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In a world where hearts can be stolen and swapped at will, you play as a morbidly funny character who has just lost their heart to a conniving heart-thief at a bustling black market. The game unfolds in a series of bizarre choices and dramatic encounters, where you navigate through various heart-hustling locations—like the heart-broker's underbelly speakeasy, the emotional blackmail amusement park, and heart-peddler’s heaven. Along the way, you'll meet quirky characters, solve humorous dilemmas, and maybe even find a new heart that fits better than the one you lost. Will you reclaim your own heart, or will you find a new one with a little less baggage?